Posted by
Curtal Friar on Thursday, August 28, 2008 12:51:42 PM
Okay, gang, here's a new parody. It's called "Under The Bus" and it goes to the tune of "Loves Me Like A Rock" by Paul Simon. Enjoy!
When I was a little boy (when I was just a boy)
And my grandma would call my name (when I was just a boy)
I say now who do,
Who do you think you're fooling? (when I was just a boy)
I thought she was a racist broad (when I was just a boy)
A typical white hateful fraud
But my grandma loved me, she loved me
She got down on her knees and hugged me
But I threw her under the bus
She loved me but I didn't care
I threw her
I threw her, threw her, threw her, threw her
When I started going to church (gotta go to church)
And Reverend Wright would call my name (gotta go to church)
I say now who do,
Who do you think you're fooling? (gotta go to church)
I listened to him for years (gotta go to church)
I was faithful for twenty years
Oh the reverend loved me, he loved me
He got down on his knees and hugged me
But I threw him under the bus
He loved me but I didn't care
I threw him
I threw him, threw him, threw him, threw him
When I become the president (become the president)
And the Congress calls my name (become the president)
I'd say now who do,
Who do you think you're fooling? (become the president)
I'll have all the might and power (become the president)
And I'll do whatever I want
The Congress will love me, they'll love me
They'll get down on their knees and hug me
But I'll throw them under the bus
They'll love me but I will not care
I'll throw them
I'll throw 'em, throw 'em, throw 'em, throw them